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The Goat's Barnyard Collapse: A One-Hour Tragedy

Here we observe The Goat in its natural habitat—a Solana blockchain where it thrived for precisely sixty minutes before succumbing to the inevitable forces of concentration and illiquidity. With ninety-four percent of liquidity mysteriously absent and three-quarters of all tokens resting comfortably in ten wallets, this creature never stood a chance. A cautionary tale whispered across the blockchain, where even revoking mint authority couldn't save it from its predetermined fate.