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Turdcoin's Inevitable Descent Into Oblivion

Here we observe the final gasps of Turdcoin, a specimen so thoroughly concentrated in the hands of its apex predators that the remaining 196 holders were merely ornamental—nature's way of maintaining appearances. With a liquidity pool shallower than a puddle and volume figures that suggest even the bots have abandoned ship, this token has achieved the rare distinction of dying not with a bang, but with a whimper measured in three-digit daily trading.