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Infant Token Burns Bright, Dies Young

In merely two hours, this peculiar specimen achieved what most tokens require weeks to accomplish—a spectacular 105% ascent followed by the inevitable gravitational collapse. Like a mayfly on stimulants, it experienced its entire lifecycle in the time most traders spent their morning coffee. The revocation of authorities provided little comfort; removing the steering wheel does not prevent the cliff.