SATOSHI'S COUSIN ($COUSIN)Dtscv1UuUKDUnNvaJocmDLXCa69YgZpdKj9HdLGXpump

Satoshi's Cousin: A Stillborn Memecoin Tragedy

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the carcass of $COUSIN, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it ever truly lived. Born mere hours ago with all the vitality of a stillborn fawn, it managed to shed 89% of its value whilst accumulating precisely four holders—each now bound together in a shared experience of profound regret. The authorities revoked with merciful swiftness, the liquidity evaporated like morning dew, and what remains is merely a cautionary tale whispered among the degens.