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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Two Hours

In the harsh ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the entire arc of its existence—birth, hype, and inevitable collapse—in merely 120 minutes. The creature's brief respiration of $48,000 in volume proved insufficient to sustain life against the crushing weight of 65.5% concentration among its top holders, a parasitic arrangement that would make even nature's most ruthless predators appear charitable by comparison.