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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath Within Hours

Here we observe the bullshit token in its natural habitat—the blockchain—where it survived precisely long enough to disappoint its singular holder. Born at midnight with all the promise of a lottery ticket purchased at a gas station, it achieved the remarkable feat of losing 17% of its value before most investors had finished their morning coffee. In nature, we call this natural selection; in crypto, we call it Wednesday.