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MELON MUSK: A Newborn's Swift Demise

Here we observe a peculiar specimen of the pump-and-dump variety, born mere hours ago with all the vitality of a stillborn fruit. The creature never drew breath—its seven holders clutching 100% of supply like pallbearers at their own funeral, while liquidity evaporated faster than morning dew on the Serengeti. A textbook case of financial infanticide, where the architects of its own demise fled the scene before the body was even cold.