COOKED DOG/DpLp..pump
FLATLINED
COOKED DOG

COOKED DOGDpLpFaLntXzpxmk279K3Fdm9aAPFSizTonhSTvPepump

DpLp..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and geometric improbability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
9/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$888.17
-61.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$339.89
Holders
5
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersSteep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.06B
Price USD
$5.29e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Cooked Dog: A Premature Canine Collapse

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, the COOKED DOG emerged, burned bright, and expired within hours—a cautionary tale of hubris meeting hard liquidity. Five intrepid holders clutched their worthless tokens like mourners at a funeral, while the top ten, in a stunning act of mathematical impossibility, somehow owned everything. Nature abhors a vacuum, but the markets? They abhor a rugpull.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$339.89 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and geometric improbability
Patient Note

It was microwaved, not merely cooked—a lesson in why meme tokens require more than aspirational naming conventions.

Holders

§ 04 · 5 wallets
Top 1
51.2%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY51.21%
02Gh8p...CU3K44.51%
038FLf...kU5w4.17%
04E2jz...7N880.06%
057gQ2...Ds2N0.05%