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Fruitcake's Hour-Long Descent Into Darkness

Born at dawn, Claude Fruitcake expired before supper—a remarkable achievement in financial mortality. In its single hour of existence, the token managed to shed two-thirds of its value while concentrating 61% of wealth among ten fortunate vultures. A masterclass in rug-pull prevention that simply skipped the rug entirely.