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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Pump-and-Dump

In the cryptozoological gardens of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: The Dog Project, born mere hours ago, already gasping its final breath. With zero liquidity and half its wealth concentrated in the paws of ten holders, this canine has discovered that a 588% price surge means nothing when there's nowhere to actually sell. A masterclass in biological inevitability—nature abhors a vacuum, but apparently venture capitalists adore one.