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A Newborn's Tragic Plunge Into the Abyss

Here we observe a creature that never truly lived—born into a hostile ecosystem with a single caretaker, it gasped for mere hours before succumbing to the immutable laws of market gravity. The irony is exquisite: a token literally named to discourage selling, yet somehow managing to shed seventeen percent of its non-existent value in a single day. Like a mayfly with delusions of permanence, it fluttered briefly before collapsing under the weight of its own existence.