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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe a peculiar specimen of the genus Pump-and-Dump, born mere hours ago with all the viability of a chocolate teapot. The creature possessed but a single inhabitant—likely its creator—who, in a stunning display of evolutionary fitness, owned precisely everything while the market owned nothing. One can only admire the audacity of launching a token with negative liquidity and expecting it to achieve sentience.