DADDY/Dkum..pump
FLATLINED
daddy

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Dkum..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity drainage and concentration necrosis

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
16/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.5K
-34.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$599.31
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$3.05B
Price USD
$1.53e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Daddy Never Came Home From The Hospital

In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe the daddy token in its natural state: stillborn. Launched mere hours ago with all the viability of a chocolate teapot, it managed to achieve a remarkable -34% return while three bewildered holders watched their investment evaporate like morning dew on the Serengeti. A masterclass in financial Darwinism.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$599.31 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity drainage and concentration necrosis
Patient Note

Here lies daddy: revoked authorities, zero liquidity, and three holders who learned that sometimes the worst investment decision is being born.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
53.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%