CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Market Collapse
In what can only be described as a financial stillbirth, The Zero Human Shipping Company emerged from the primordial blockchain at precisely 0 hours of age, only to plummet 80% before its first breath had fully crystallized. The concentration of wealth amongst its top holders—a parasitic arrangement rivaling nature's most predatory relationships—left the token vulnerable to the slightest disturbance. Like a newborn wildebeest separated from the herd, it was devoured before the morning sun had properly risen.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic pump-and-dump infant mortality syndrome
EPITAPH
"It never stood a chance—born into a world of whales, raised by insiders, deceased before discovering what it meant to be alive."
