LMAO
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Liquidity evaporation, concentration catastrophe, newborn collapse
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Price USD
$7.50e-6
+198.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$434.48
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
LMAO Token: Stillborn Memecoin Meets Instant Extinction
In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a curious specimen—born mere hours ago, already decomposing at terminal velocity. The three remaining holders clutch their worthless bags like grieving pallbearers at their own funeral, having collectively witnessed a 198% price swing in a market with precisely zero liquidity. A masterclass in evolutionary failure.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$434.48 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation, concentration catastrophe, newborn collapse
Patient Note
It lived for zero hours and somehow still managed to disappoint three people simultaneously—a remarkable achievement in underperformance.
Holders
Top 1
50.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%