SOLIDGOLDMAGIKARP/DkL9..pump
FLATLINED
SolidGoldMagikarp

SolidGoldMagikarpDkL9jY2BLU1RwEESgErkNi1yRKbWQcqH8C4sSWvnpump

$SGMDkL9..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation meets algorithmic natural selection

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
16/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.3K
+22.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$641.41
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.71B
Price USD
$2.72e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Curious Case of Goldfish Meeting Blender

In the waning hours of SolidGoldMagikarp's existence, we observe a creature of pure financial fiction—a token with all the structural integrity of a chocolate blockchain. As our specimen gasps its final breaths with $0 liquidity and a dozen holders clinging to their worthless bags, one cannot help but admire the audacity of a project that mastered the art of the exit scam while somehow managing to exit nothing at all.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$641.41 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets algorithmic natural selection
Patient Note

It was never alive, yet somehow we all felt it die inside our wallets.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01Dihv...tpvJ99.95%
029Q7C...ij2a0.05%
03EmsN...f9rd0.00%
04Gii5...2bpT0.00%