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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath Immediately

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the asda token—a creature that barely drew breath before expiring. Born mere hours ago with all the viability of a mayfly in a hurricane, it accumulated precisely 28 believers before 95.8% of them realized they'd made a terrible mistake. The mint and freeze authorities, mercifully revoked, proved as useful as a life jacket on a token already sinking into oblivion.