CAUSE OF DEATH
Woody Bear: A Newborn's Instant Demise
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the tragic tale of Woody Bear—a token born mere hours ago, only to collapse under the weight of its own concentration. Three holders controlling the entire ecosystem created a delicate ecosystem indeed, much like balancing a redwood on a toothpick. By the time the first trading day concluded, this creature had shed nineteen percent of its already-fragile existence.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"Here lies Woody Bear: proof that even in crypto, you can't escape gravity—especially when you have nowhere to fall."