CAUSE OF DEATH
Ebola Coin: A Cautionary Tale of Concentration
Here we observe the skeletal remains of EBOLA COIN, a token that managed the remarkable feat of dying while technically still breathing. With 97.9% of its supply concentrated in the hands of ten holders, this was less a decentralized currency and more a elaborate scheme wearing a blockchain costume. The irony, of course, is that a coin named after a virus proved far less contagious than its creators had hoped.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Terminal whale concentration and liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"They said it would go viral. They were technically correct, just not in the way anyone wanted."