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The Shitzschean Bear: A One-Hour Extinction Event

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable creature—born merely an hour ago, already experiencing a 75% evolutionary pressure it could not survive. The top ten predators, having consumed over 61% of the available resources, have begun the Great Exodus, leaving behind only scattered holders and the faint echo of $105,000 in trading volume—a final, desperate feeding frenzy before the inevitable collapse.