CAUSE OF DEATH
Gud Tek: Born Dead, Never Stood Chance
In the unforgiving savanna of blockchain, Gud Tek emerged fully formed—a newborn giraffe with no legs. Eight holders clutched their bags like desperate mothers, watching as the top ten claimed absolute dominion over every last token. The creature gasped its final breath within hours, having never truly drawn one.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull masquerading as legitimate launch
EPITAPH
"It had zero liquidity, infinite confidence, and a half-life measured in minutes—truly, a token ahead of its time."