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Birth, Hype, Death: A Solana Tragedy

In the beginning, there was promise. The Fast As Fuck emerged into the memecoin savanna mere hours ago, its authorities revoked in a theatrical display of legitimacy. Yet nature, as always, proved indifferent to good intentions—87.6% of its population concentrated in ten predators, the liquidity evaporated like morning dew, and a 90.5% price collapse in a single day revealed what the markets had known all along: speed means nothing when you're sprinting toward the cliff.