CAUSE OF DEATH
Tung Tung Tung: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
In the brutal savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never drew its first breath. Born at midnight with all the vigor of a stillborn wildebeest, Tung Tung Tung managed to shed 86% of its value before most of us finished our morning coffee. Three holders remained, clutching their bags like hyenas over a picked-clean carcass, realizing too late they were not investors but undertakers.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation, concentrated holdings
EPITAPH
"It came, it saw, it got absolutely liquidated—all before the blockchain finished yawning."
