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Nietzschean Geezer: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the unforgiving savannah of the Solana blockchain, we observe a most peculiar specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it ever truly lived. With but three holders clutching their worthless certificates and zero liquidity to speak of, this creature survived precisely as long as it took for reality to set in: mere hours. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—particularly one filled with hubris and trading volume measured in the low thousands.