JOJO IN THE ZONE/DfSW..pump
FLATLINED
JOJO IN THE ZONE

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DfSW..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.1K
+0.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$443.70
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.93B
Price USD
$1.93e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

JOJO's Bizarre Adventure Into Oblivion

Here we observe a token so stillborn it never drew breath. Launched mere hours ago with four holders clutching 100% of its worthless carcass, JOJOIN THE ZONE achieved the remarkable feat of generating $443.70 in volume—a final, desperate gasp before expiring in a liquidity void. Nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump scheme even more than it does a vacuum.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$443.70 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It had zero liquidity, four bag holders, and a beautiful revoked authority—truly, nothing says 'legitimate project' like dying before your first coffee break.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
92.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01F74E...TpkU92.69%
029gxz...9cYC3.56%
03Bsih...VMDY3.42%
0466a3...xdfEAUTOPSY0.33%