Uscur Da La HoooyaDfCTpbcRmNWfjgKYiYKw8Q7KLGEoVpW7TdacAUxzpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Instant rug pull via mathematical inevitability
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.4K
-29.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$75.24
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival
In the swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: Uscur Da La Hoooya, born mere hours ago, already decomposing with the speed of a mayfly in a microwave. With zero liquidity and two holders controlling the entire treasury, this token achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived—a financial stillbirth masquerading as a launch.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$75.24 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull via mathematical inevitability
Patient Note
It had all the hallmarks of success: revoked authorities, two holders, and a $75 volume that screamed 'definitely not a scam.' Nature's way of saying some tokens should never have existed.
Holders
Top 1
52.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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