CAUSE OF DEATH
The Great BONKO Extinction: A Solana Tragedy
Here we observe the skeletal remains of BONKO NOT BONK, a creature that arrived stillborn into the Solana ecosystem with all the vitality of a three-day-old mackerel. With zero liquidity, zero volume, and a holder count that could fit in a Discord server's waiting room, this token represents perhaps the purest distillation of speculative hubris—a monument to the principle that removing mint authority means nothing when there's nothing left to mint.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic illiquidity meets mathematical irrelevance
EPITAPH
"It was not bonk. It was not even a memory of bonk. It simply ceased."
