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The Great BONKO Extinction: A Solana Tragedy

Here we observe the skeletal remains of BONKO NOT BONK, a creature that arrived stillborn into the Solana ecosystem with all the vitality of a three-day-old mackerel. With zero liquidity, zero volume, and a holder count that could fit in a Discord server's waiting room, this token represents perhaps the purest distillation of speculative hubris—a monument to the principle that removing mint authority means nothing when there's nothing left to mint.