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TOILET.EXE Flushes Spectacularly Into The Void

In its brief 0-hour existence, TOILET.EXE achieved what few tokens dare attempt: a 669% pump followed by the complete evaporation of liquidity, leaving 154 hopeful souls staring at their wallets in mute bewilderment. The authorities were revoked—a gesture of confidence akin to removing the parachute before the jump. With zero liquidity and half the supply concentrated among the chosen few, this token's trajectory resembled less a rocket ship and more a particularly urgent bathroom emergency.