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Strategy₿ Token: Dead on Arrival, Quite Literally

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, Strategy₿ achieved what few tokens manage—complete metabolic failure within a single circadian cycle. Born at dawn, expired by dusk, this specimen demonstrates nature's harsh lesson: when 89.9% of the organism's mass concentrates in merely ten cells, the body politic suffers catastrophic rejection. The revocation of both mint and freeze authorities provided no salvation, merely the illusion of legitimacy for a creature already decomposing.