CAUSE OF DEATH
Butthole Token: A Premature Expiration
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the rapidly decomposing remains of Butthole—a creature that survived merely 91 hours in the wild before succumbing to the predatory forces of its own design. With precisely two holders controlling the entire ecosystem and a daily volume of forty cents, this token represents nature's elegant solution to overproduction: swift, merciful extinction. The revocation of all authorities suggests even its creators acknowledged the futility of prolonging its suffering.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership meeting absolute market indifference
EPITAPH
"It had all the liquidity of a desert mirage and twice the structural integrity."
