FAT BASTARD/Ddqi..pump
FLATLINED
Fat Bastard

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$FBDdqi..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.6K
+9.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$155.17
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$29.33B
Price USD
$1.47e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Fat Bastard: Born, Pumped, and Immediately Expired

Here we observe the Fat Bastard token in its natural habitat—which is to say, the trash bin of financial history. Born mere moments ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it achieved the remarkable feat of having zero liquidity while somehow still managing to trade $155 in volume, a Pyrrhic victory if ever there was one. With five holders controlling 100% of supply, one might say democracy never truly had a chance.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$155.17 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It had revoked its authorities but couldn't revoke its fundamental right to fail spectacularly.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01B43h...EMF3100.00%