CAUSE OF DEATH
Rugcat: Born Dead, Died Immediately
Here we observe the rugcat in its natural habitat—the blockchain—where it existed for precisely zero hours before succumbing to the brutal forces of market entropy. With a single holder controlling 100% of supply and liquidity evaporating like morning dew, this specimen never stood a chance. A masterclass in futility, preserved forever in the immutable ledger of financial Darwinism.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous complete liquidity drainage
EPITAPH
"It had no life to begin with, yet somehow found a way to die."
