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Hold My Glasses, They're Gone Forever

In the waning hours of its brief existence, Hold My Glasses experienced what we in the trade call a 'catastrophic vision correction'—a 94.6% evaporation of value in a single day. The creature, barely two hours old, never stood a chance against its natural predators: concentrated whale holdings and the immutable laws of pump-and-dump thermodynamics. Like a mayfly that discovered fire, it burned brilliantly and vanished almost immediately.