PISSCOIN/DcAx..pump
FLATLINED
Pisscoin

PisscoinDcAxcbu7DCSot2cLZdwxrm1faQqKp1bpEziThbFjpump

DcAx..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Complete liquidity evaporation meets mathematical inevitability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.9K
+0.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$3.31
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.87B
Price USD
$1.87e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Pisscoin: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately

In the vast savanna of blockchain, we observe a remarkable specimen—a token that achieved the impossible: death before life. With three holders controlling 100% of supply and zero liquidity, Pisscoin's brief existence was less a token launch and more a cautionary tale whispered in Discord servers. It is nature's way of reminding us that not all things deserve to exist, particularly those named after bodily functions.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$3.31 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Complete liquidity evaporation meets mathematical inevitability
Patient Note

Here lies Pisscoin, a token so dead on arrival that even its revoked authorities couldn't revoke it any further.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
99.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01EjLJ...NVCT99.82%
022dGh...yJd90.18%
037ahE...1EC30.00%