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Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib

In the span of merely sixty minutes, Miso has experienced what most tokens might call a 'rough launch'—a seventeen percent plunge into the abyss, despite all the proper safety mechanisms being in place. Here we observe a creature so young it hadn't yet learned to walk, already mastering the art of the spectacular tumble. The irony, of course, is exquisite: a token with revoked authorities and decent liquidity, yet somehow still managing to hemorrhage value like a hemophiliac in a porcupine factory.