BABY FARTING UNICORN/Dbs3..pump
TERMINAL
Baby Farting Unicorn

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$BFUDbs3..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Liquidity evaporation meets premature senescence

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.6K
+1.6% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.1K
Volume 24h
$0.3600
Holders
64
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$1.30B
Price USD
$1.32e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Baby Farting Unicorn: A One-Hour Tragedy

Here we observe the Baby Farting Unicorn in its final moments—a creature so young it never learned to walk, yet somehow managed a 298% sprint before collapsing entirely. The specimen exhibits all the hallmarks of a successful pump-and-dump: zero liquidity, concentrated holder dominance, and a lifespan shorter than most mayflies. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—particularly one devoid of trading pairs.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.1K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$0.3600 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.4% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets premature senescence
Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left absolutely no bags to hold—save for the 54.6% of holders who got out first.

Holders

§ 04 · 64 wallets
Top 1
98.3%
Top 5
99.4%
Top 10
99.7%
01AjVR...taJF98.26%
02HjP6...41Wc0.34%
033Qzz...yDu90.33%
045yry...NxVV0.23%
05DUwv...DxHd0.19%
06Fgqc...7CKR0.12%
07G5Qk...yEnv0.09%
08FUge...kAvw0.06%
09HZa2...PkWJ0.06%
10Arwc...yVXj0.03%