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Troll Bank: A Spectacular Concentration Catastrophe

Here we observe the Troll Bank specimen in its final throes—a mere 9.3 days old, yet already displaying the telltale symptoms of terminal wealth inequality. With 96% of its genetic material hoarded by just ten alpha predators and a liquidity pool shallower than a puddle on Mars, this creature was never destined for the savanna of sustained trading. The revocation of its authorities, once thought a sign of legitimacy, merely sealed the tomb.