CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Exhibits Suspicious Vitality Signs
In the beginning, there was chaos—a creature born mere hours ago, already convulsing with a 215% fever that would make any seasoned investor weep. The specimen presents a peculiar paradox: technically alive, yet bearing all the hallmarks of a financial cadaver—a liquidity pool smaller than a mid-tier restaurant's daily takings, with 70% of its organs concentrated in the hands of a few apex predators. One watches, mesmerized, as the natural order asserts itself with brutal efficiency.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature explosion followed by inevitable consolidation
EPITAPH
"It burned so briefly, so intensely, that we barely had time to notice it was already ash."
