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Alexander's Justice: A Cautionary Decentralization

Here we observe the remains of ALEXANDER, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of distributing 99.8% of its wealth to merely 10 individuals—a triumph of decentralization rarely seen outside authoritarian regimes. With liquidity barely sufficient to purchase a modest lunch and volume suggesting even the original creator has lost interest, the specimen expired peacefully at just 21 days old, its authorities revoked in what can only be described as financial euthanasia.