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Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
Field Report
The Woolly Squirrel: A One-Hour Extinction Event
In the brutal savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Woolly Squirrel in its final moments—a creature born merely sixty minutes ago, already circling the drain with the grace of a weighted sack. Though its authorities were dutifully revoked, suggesting noble intent, the concentration of wealth among its top ten holders reveals the uncomfortable truth: this was never evolution, merely predation wearing a democracy costume. With liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew and volume suggesting panic rather than commerce, we witness nature's most efficient death—instantaneous, complete, and entirely foreseeable.
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It lived long enough to be a cautionary tale, dying before it could become a meme.