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Newborn Token Dies Instantly of Severe Concentration

Here we observe a specimen of remarkable brevity—born mere hours ago, already decomposing. The creature's five holders, each clutching 20% of its worthless carcass, engaged in a frenzied cannibalistic trading spree before the inevitable flatline. A $694 volume epitaph for a token that was dead before it drew its first blockchain breath.