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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Hours

And here we observe perpfun, a creature born mere hours ago, already experiencing the violent market convulsions that separate the quick from the permanently liquidated. Despite revoking both authorities—a desperate evolutionary adaptation meant to signal legitimacy—the token has hemorrhaged 45% of its value, its liquidity pool a mere puddle compared to the ambitions of its creators. As the top 10 holders clutch their 48.7% stake, one wonders if they are architects or merely the first to flee the burning theater.