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Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.
Not yet deceased; prognosis remains ominously uncertain
Grade Score
95/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$85.7K
+5.2% · 24h
Liquidity
$55.5K
Volume 24h
$72.1K
Holders
400
Liquidity Drained
Field Report
Pisscoin Defies Expectations, Still Breathing
In a remarkable turn of events, our subject—christened with all the dignity of a bathroom stall—has somehow managed to remain among the living. With a mere 400 holders clutching their bags like life rafts and the top ten commanding half the supply, this token exhibits the structural integrity of a house of cards during a hurricane. Yet here it stands, metabolically active, a testament to the sheer absurdity of Solana's ecosystem.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Thin but live
$55.5K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$72.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 31.3% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Not yet deceased; prognosis remains ominously uncertain
Patient Note
Here lies Pisscoin: proof that you can slap any name on the blockchain and someone will buy it—at least until they don't.
Holders
Top 1
7.5%
Top 5
31.3%
Top 10
50.8%
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02Asta...V6JL7.00%
03Dczw...eBxJ5.60%
04K27k...AvaGAUTOPSY5.58%052pYG...FKQZ5.56%
06FHtL...gbY94.66%
07GEbN...RHvv4.15%
08HPYq...5q6N4.10%
094N7G...4vWC3.75%
107SBh...AVgD2.89%