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EbolaChan: A Five-Day Extinction Event

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana's memecoin savanna, EbolaChan's lifecycle proved remarkably brief—a mere 121 hours from genesis to necrosis. With sixteen holders clutching the worthless tokens like paleontologists examining fossilized remains, and zero liquidity to facilitate even the most desperate escape, this specimen expired before it could properly decompose. The irony, of course, is that revoked authorities provided no protection whatsoever; one cannot resurrect what was never truly alive.