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Faith-Based Ponzi Meets Its Maker

Here we observe the Religion of Solana in its final throes, a 128-hour-old specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of convincing 79 believers to part with their capital. The autopsy reveals the classic hallmarks of spiritual financial ruin: ninety-nine percent of the congregation hoarded by the high priests, a liquidity pool smaller than a decent lunch order, and volume so anemic one wonders if anyone actually prayed to sell.