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Newborn Token Arrives Stillborn at Exchange

Here we observe Design Coin, a creature that never truly drew breath. Born merely hours ago with ninety-nine percent of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of a privileged few, it exhibits the classic symptoms of a pump-and-dump in its larval stage. With zero liquidity and thirty-three holders clinging to worthless certificates, we witness nature's most efficient form of financial predation.