STFU AND LOWER YOUR CORT/DVE5..pump
FLATLINED
STFU AND LOWER YOUR CORT

STFU AND LOWER YOUR CORTDVE5ZEbqBeJpJk9p6aKJzVrjyBZdztKZZGJxcLcUpump

DVE5..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull, zero actual liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
-3.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$121.97
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.30B
Price USD
$2.30e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Token Born Dead: The STFU Autopsy

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before its first breath. With but a single holder commanding absolute dominion and liquidity evaporating like morning dew in the Serengeti, STFU And Lower Your Cort represents nature's cruelest joke: a pump-and-dump so efficient, it skipped the pump entirely.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$121.97 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull, zero actual liquidity
Patient Note

It died as it lived: with no volume, no holders, and no one asking what it even was.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01EZUQ...bSRP100.00%