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Newborn Token Dies Minutes After Birth

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a creature that never quite drew breath. Born mere hours ago, TIC-111 exhibits all the hallmarks of a classic pump-and-dump predator—a 52% price swing, zero liquidity, and 91.8% of its circulating supply held by what can only be described as a suspiciously intimate group of beneficiaries. The revocation of mint and freeze authorities suggests a sudden attack of conscience, though tragically, far too late.