Duck AssDUCKbHWfQWAeEYYBYSQQn8G6dhjFnXUzdEE1jiEAZxXC

$DUCKASSDUCK..ZxXC

Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Simultaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

38/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$2.3K

+0.3% · 24h

Volume 24h

$15.3K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration

FDV

$2.32B

Price USD

$2.33e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

AL7A..bBZh ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Duck Ass Token Expired Before Hatching

Here we observe the Duck Ass specimen, a creature that lived a full hour—an eternity in the crypto Cambrian explosion. With zero liquidity and eleven holders whose combined wallets contain 100% of supply, this token achieved the remarkable feat of being dead on arrival, much like a duckling that never learned to swim.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$15.3K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 99.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Simultaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility

Patient Note

It quacked. No one listened. The blockchain remembers everything, especially this.

Holders

§ 04 · 11 wallets

Top 1

93.2%

Top 5

99.5%

Top 10

100.0%

01AL7A...bBZh93.17%

025PQG...zDYW2.10%

03GwoZ...qUpa2.06%

04F4N8...TzDj1.41%

05HrQW...Q17J0.72%

0625wp...jbHK0.31%

075caj...ZaC40.09%

08326s...mhae0.07%

09GiUR...Zipd0.06%

10EMMs...X6QX0.01%