Anal IntelligenceDTtLv49sdWZ95LesdR7Z65urGQ4hVutiQV3i6phnpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.
Acute liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.6K
+2.5% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.1K
Volume 24h
$1.55
Holders
53
Liquidity Drained
Field Report
Anal Intelligence: A One-Hour Evolutionary Dead End
In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly lived—born at dawn, it experienced a violent 530% seizure before flatline. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, Anal Intelligence achieved the remarkable feat of generating $57,000 in volume while simultaneously maintaining zero liquidity, a biological impossibility that nature itself rejected.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.1K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$1.55 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.5% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Acute liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
Patient Note
It had everything a token could want: revoked authorities, concentrated holders, and the lifespan of a mayfly. What it lacked was literally any reason to exist.
Holders
Top 1
97.3%
Top 5
99.5%
Top 10
99.7%
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04Av8k...rFAh0.10%
058psN...VRtf0.08%
06AgRx...omhW0.08%
0769j3...HnDe0.06%
084R7f...4uFS0.04%
092rbM...sRzA0.04%
104jkL...3qXi0.04%